"Am I more then 90 minutes old? More then 100 minutes?"
"There's this thing, called Slap, and you go there, and you can unfriend people. one click for want to unfriend them, and two clicks for really want to unfriend them."
Looking at a picture of Jeff Probst "That looks like the grade 8 teacher from our school!"
"You will not unslap me!"
"I guess you can't unslap me, I'm too cool to be unslapped!"
"Do I have a heart?"